滥竽充数
人物:齐宣王[齐缗(min)王]、南郭先生、大臣二人、乐队若干人。
第一场 大殿上
(旁白:Long long ago, there was a king named Qi Xuan Wang. He liked listening to Yu very much. 从前,齐国有个大王叫齐宣王,他特别喜欢听吹竽。)
大臣甲:Majesty, our country is so strong. We should have a top-ranking team to play
Yu.
大王,我们齐国乃是当今第一强国,我们的竽队应该是天下第一!
大臣乙:Good idea. I think we can form a team of a hundred people to play for you.
对。我建议组建一支百人大乐队,以显我大国之风采。
大臣甲:No.T wo hundred at least.
不,一百人太少了,最少也得二百人!
齐宣王:Three hundred! To show how powerful my country is. 来人那,宣本王旨意,
立即组建一支三百人的竽队,以显我大国之威。
众人齐:(磕头)Smart king!
第二场 集市上
(摆出招聘海报, 陆续有人来应聘,通过的排好队在一边。)
南郭先生上:
南郭:(边走边叨咕)My name is Nan Guo. I am lazy. I never work. I will blow YU for the king. That’s really a good job. I can’t play YU at all, but I know how to act. 我的名字叫南郭,好吃懒作不干活,听说大王要建竽队,这可是个大好活。要说吹竽我不会,拍马吹嘘还差不多。不过人多容易混,滥竽充数我有辙!(拿出竽,往竽眼里塞东西。)
南郭:(抱着竽见大臣甲,鞠躬)Good morning!
大臣甲:(傲慢的)Why do you come?
南郭: To play YU,Look! (递上银子)
大臣甲 : OK. OK. You must be very good at it. …行啊行啊,您一定吹得棒极了,是吗? 南郭: Sure!那当然了!(南郭先生走下)
第三场 大殿上
大臣甲:(洋洋得意的)(回转身)Majesty! 300 people are ready. Please check.
启禀大王,三百人乐队已招齐,请大王御览。
齐宣王:(高兴的)Great! Let them play right now. 好,本王要立即听他们演奏! (乐队九人上,南郭居中)
大臣甲:Music! 奏乐!(音乐起)(一声尖利的声音,十分刺耳)(众人停,只有南郭仍在装腔作势的吹奏。)
齐宣王:(大怒)Who makes this noise? Catch him.
什么人,吹出如此刺耳的声音,还不给我拿下!
大臣乙:(抓住南郭的脖领)It ’s him! He wants to hurt your ears.大王,就是他!他
用这样的声音刺伤您的龙耳,真是罪该万死!
齐宣王:Heng! How dare you do that? Push him out. Kill him!
哼,好大的胆子,推出去,杀!
众人齐:Smart King!大王圣明!
南郭:(浑身发抖)My … my … My king. Undeserved! 大…大……大王,小民冤……冤枉! 大臣甲:You cheat the king. You must die! 你欺君枉上,罪该万死,快推出去,杀!
齐宣王:Wait. Let ’s just listen. I ’m wondering how he will defend himself.
慢,让他说,看他还能说什么!
南郭: Smart King! (磕头) Just now I saw a dragon over your head. It means you are
the greatest king! You are long-lived. Our country is prosperous. I was too
excited. So I blew loudly! That’s my best wish for you! May you have long
life.
大王圣明!刚才小人正在吹竽,忽见大王头上金龙闪现, 这是上天的旨意,预示着
我们齐国繁荣昌盛,预示着大王万寿无疆,小人看了内心无比激动,所以才吹奏出
如此高亢嘹亮的乐音,以示对大王的无限祝福,祝大王万岁万岁万万岁!
齐宣王:(疑惑的)Really? 果真如此吗?
南郭: My king. You’re so smart. How dare I cheat you? 大王明察秋毫,我怎敢欺骗
大王呢?
齐宣王:That ’s good.说的好!
南郭:(指着大臣甲)But he, he cheats you! He is so bad to you! He should die!
可是他,竟然同着大王的面,诋毁大王,损我大王威名, 此人不杀,上天不容,上
天不容啊!
齐宣王:You ’re right. How dare you cheat me. Come on. (指着大臣甲) Kill him!
大胆贼子!竟敢欺骗本王,犯上作乱,来人那,推出去,砍了!
大臣甲:No, no. let me go. Let me go!....小人冤枉,放开我!放开我!
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