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领导要我加班的理由

前天中午,领导突然关切地我:“你有女朋友了吗?”我憨笑着说还没有。“反正你也没有女朋友,晚上留下来加个班。”领导说。

今天中午,领导又关切地问我:“你有女朋友了吗?”我想了想说:“昨天刚谈了一个。”“既然你都有女朋友了,也不用着满大街去找了,晚上留下来加个班。”领导严肃地说。 At noon the day before yesterday, leading suddenly concern me: "do you have a girlfriend?" I'm Xiao says no. "Anyway, you don't have a girlfriend, night left to add a class." The leader said.

At noon today, leadership and concerns and asked me: "do you have a girlfriend?" I want to say: "yesterday just to talk about a." "If you have a girlfriend, not a full avenue to go, night left to add a class." Leadership seriously.

黄金年龄

女:女人的黄金年龄很短,也就是18岁到26岁那么几年。

男:男人的更短。

女:谁说的,男人到了40年还是“一枝花”。

男:其实男人的黄金年龄只有16岁到18岁。在这段时间的他们,长得帅会有人喜欢,打球厉害会有人喜欢,学习好会有人喜欢,玩乐器会有人喜欢。但是到了30岁以后,只要他们没钱,就很少有人会喜欢了!

The golden age

Women: women of the golden age is very short, just 18 to 26 years old a few years.

Men: Men's shorter.

Woman: who said that, the man to 40 years is "a flower".

Man: in fact, man's golden age is only 16 years old to 18 years old. In this period of time they, handsome people will like to play hard, someone will love, learning good people will like to play musical instruments, there will be love. But in the 30 years of age, as long as they have no money, few people will like the!

进出口生意

朋友失业很长时间了,有一次碰面,我问他:“最近在忙什么呢?” 他不好意思说一直失业,就说:“我在做进出口生意。”

我问:“进口什么?”

“粮食。”

“出口什么?”

“肥料。”

The import and export business

Friends of unemployment for a long time, have a meeting, I asked him: "what have you been doing?"

He feel shy said has been unemployed, said: "I'm doing import and export business."

I asked: "what is imported?"

"Food."

"Export?"

"Fertilizer."

绝对优势

话剧演出之前,导演从舞台侧幕的缝隙中看了台下寥寥无几的观众,回过头对演员们说:“大家一定要沉住气!今天在观众面前,我们从数量上占绝对优势……”

Absolute advantage

Drama, director gap from the stage side curtain to look under the stage the audience scanty, turned to the actors said: "we must keep calm! Today, in front of the audience, we accounted for absolute superiority in quantity......"